The second half of the dating quiz I composed eight years ago...
Garote thinks you're one of the cutest girls ever, and lets you know at least once every day. When he does so, do you:
Grin and say "Yup!"
Argue the point with him.
Return a complement.
Ignore it, because that's what they ALL say!
You and Garote are having a complex conversation. He has to pause and struggle to find the right words. Do you:
Wait out the pause, knowing he will reciprocate.
Get impatient and ask "Well?"
Try and change the subject out of boredom.
Accidentally forget what you were talking about.
Garote is smelly for some reason. Do you:
Say "Man, you stink!" in a loud voice.
Tell him he smells in a discrete way.
Say nothing, but mysteriously refuse to touch him.
Deep, intimate conversations make you:
Deep down, where you mostly don't look, you've felt something. In very raw moments it has surfaced. Because it is there, you are actually:
Stronger than you appear to be.
Less sane than you appear to be.
More jaded than you appear to be.
Nicer than you appear to be.
You need more practice at (pick only one!):
Being hungry without getting mean.
In your next relationship you mostly want to:
Care for someone.
Play with someone.
Depend on someone.
Rely on someone.
Your biggest fear is that:
It's too unlikely.
It's too much of a hassle.