Cartman started smacking the nearest man over the head with the bat, making a humorous wood-knocking sound. WHOCK! WHOCK! WHOCK! I walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder.
"What are you doing?!" I asked him.
Cartman lowered the bat, and roared in his angry helium voice,
"I am for to lawyer talk and the pills and BEAT YOU, BEAT YOU!!"
I am not making this up.
Uh anyway. More serious entry forthcoming.