Found it on Craigslist. It would have taken me just as long to find rush-hour parking for my van, I swear!
The guy I bought it from said he transported it on his motorcycle once. The whole time he was riding, he had to keep muttering to himself, "don't lane split ... DON'T LANE SPLIT ..."
I could relate! I had to fight my instinct to move as close to the side of the lane as possible.
No accidents, thank goodness.