Aaaah, nice clean laundry, warm from the dryer! Don't you just want to crawl in?
My next order of business was to procure some delicious snax. That's when I came across a product that elegantly summarizes the food situation here in Hutchinson:
I swear to you, I did not photoshop this. It actually exists, and it costs one dollar. Your eyes do not deceive you; it is a big plastic bag containing one large pickle in "brine".
Yes, "brine" in quotes. I'd put every single word of that sentence in quotation marks, but ... you get the idea.
Tomorrow I make a break for it, to the town of Netwon.