Garrett (garote) wrote,
Garrett
garote

Neo-Cubic Map of the Bay Area, by Zog, age 23 (In August of 1998)



A few geologic features of note:


San Francisco:
  • Grossly over-rated
  • Spooky smells
  • Tacky people
  • Homosexual clones, conceived in mid-west laboratories, who instinctively migrate west once they start going bald
  • Work

Oakland:
  • Burritos
  • Gangsta G's
  • Billboard advertisements visible from every window
  • Slang
  • The guy who said to me, 'Fuck you white boy, get off our street'

Berkeley:
  • Record stores
  • Students
  • Crusty punks
  • Crappy pizza that everyone thinks is good
  • 924 Gilman Street, the hyped-up punk rock venue for cool elite kids (does not include you)

Emeryville:
  • Brandon
  • Brandon's massive video tape archive
  • A single 24-hour Denny's
  • Nothing
  • A bus stop, somewhere, maybe


The grey question marks (?'s) denote area as yet unexplored by archaeologists.



What I love about this is that aside from a few more things in Emeryville, mothing has changed in 13 years.

Oh, and, all you unix geeks out there:

echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
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