Garrett (garote) wrote,
Garrett
garote

Cultural analysis from Ken Bell

Thomas Friedman's "Golden Arches Theory of Conflict Prevention" claims that no country with a McDonald's has gone to war with another. (There have been a couple of exceptions, though.)

Ken and I present: "The Wonderbread Corollary", which states that:

Stabilizers in food act as stabilizers in the people.
Preservatives in food also preserve the peace.
Like white flour, culture is bleached for conformance and then "enriched" afterwards.

Time for a press conference!
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