Garrett (garote) wrote,
Garrett
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Worst ever

I was pondering the difference between metaphor, simile, and analogy at 6:00am for some reason, and the following sentence formed in my head:

"The restaurant was like a great beast; pouncing on customers, digesting the cash from their wallets, and pooping them back onto the sidewalk covered in grease."
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