Garrett (garote) wrote,
Garrett
garote

Looking for rentals in San Jose is tiring

The rental ads on Craigslist are often horribly ambiguous.
Sometimes I think people just post these to mess with other people's heads.
Typical postings:

"HOUSE 4 RENT. LOCATED IN BAY AREA. 2B/1.35BA/1BBQ. NO GOBLINS. SHOWING NEXT TUEDAY. CALL EXT 453"

"RENTING HUGE IMMACUALTE DOGHOUSE. 5BR/1BA. NO PETS. FIRST/LAST/DEP NEG. PETS NEG. SECTION 8 OK. NO PETS. 1 SMALL CAT IN ROWBOAT ACEPBL WITH DEPOST. CALL YOUR UNCLE."

"STUNNING 2BR/5BA HOUSEBOAT - GARB INCL. TENANT PYS 4 WATER, GAS, LAWN, GARNDR WITH DEPOSIT. TEEN GIRLS PERFERRED. A MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2.600MO CASH ONLY"

"YOURE DREAM HOME. 2BR/0BA CHERRY ICE CREAM TRUCK CONVERSION. SPACE HETER, HOT PLATE IN SHOWER. PETS INCL, GARB NEG WTIH DEP. LOVEELY O KLR WIFI FP S T ATTIC RATS CALL FOR MORE INGO!"

"1 BR1BA GLOVE BOX SITUATED ATOP SPACIOUS CROWSNEST, NO SMOKING/DRINKING/DRUGS/PARTYS NO HATS, MOUTH-BREATHERS, ABSOLUTELY NO YARD APES, NO PIRATES PLEASE., 1 SML FISH WITH 8000 DEPOSIT. DRIVE BY THEN CALL!!! CALL FOR ADDRSS.DO NOT DISTURB HOMICIDAL MANIAC IN PLUMBING"

You think I'm exaggerating, don't you!
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/apa/336561582.html
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