Garrett (garote) wrote,
Garrett
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Poll #886404 A poll from an insomniac

It's late. You can't sleep. Something must be done. What's on the list?

Make hot chocolate, sip it slowly, then fall back asleep when the sugar-low hits you
0(0.0%)
Take a shower ('cause you're all icky from tossing and turning), then get back in bed
0(0.0%)
Dress up warm and go for a quiet walk outdoors.
1(5.9%)
Listen to music on yer headphones. Skip around a bit, hoping to find a song that will put you to sleep.
0(0.0%)
Think. And think. Every now and then, jot down your ideas, because they're good but they'll keep you awake if they stay inside.
0(0.0%)
It's all about late-night internet browsing, suh.
2(11.8%)
Television, anyone?
0(0.0%)
Cold cereal. Because any other food would be too much hassle for a tired brain.
0(0.0%)

After waking up in the middle of the night, it usually takes me:

5 minutes to fall back asleep
8(50.0%)
35 minutes to fall back asleep
4(25.0%)
105 minutes to fall back asleep
2(12.5%)
16-17 hours for me to fall back asleep
1(6.2%)
I NEVER SLEEP
1(6.2%)

My alarm clock is a:

PDA
1(6.2%)
Wind-up clock
0(0.0%)
Cellphone
3(18.8%)
Hungry cat
3(18.8%)
Huge burning ball of fire millions of miles away
2(12.5%)
Evil, piercing radio DJ whom I want to punch
2(12.5%)
Wind-up cellphone
1(6.2%)
Huge burning cat
4(25.0%)

When a vivid dream wakes me up, it's usually about:

Sex
2(11.8%)
Violence
7(41.2%)
Ghosts and demons
0(0.0%)
School
3(17.6%)
Ghosts and demons having violent sex at school (In other words, an Anime dream)
1(5.9%)
Driving
0(0.0%)
Driving with no pants
0(0.0%)
Ghosts and demons with no pants
3(17.6%)
Pants
1(5.9%)

Okay, so its late, and you make a sandwich. Its got:

Hummus
2(11.8%)
Ham
0(0.0%)
Hamburger
0(0.0%)
Limburger
0(0.0%)
Lettuce
1(5.9%)
Onions
0(0.0%)
Eggs
1(5.9%)
Absolutely NO DAMNED CILANTRO
1(5.9%)
Cold cereal
2(11.8%)

The neighbor's dog is barking, and it's 4:15AM. I hereby name the dog:

I'm hungry, thirsty, a bit cold, and exhausted but I can't sleep. The first thing I do is:

Find some socks
3(17.6%)
Interpretive dance (quietly)
3(17.6%)
Check my e-mail! For the fifth time!
6(35.3%)
Blink my eyes and stare indecisively
4(23.5%)
Green monkey parade?
1(5.9%)

This quiz was:

Shut the fuck up and go back to bed
16(100.0%)
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